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Sunday, January 20, 2019

I'm Not Making This Up

Me in Journalism Class/Junior Year 1986



In high school, I always carried my personal journal/notebook. I kept it open in classes for the sole purpose of jotting down teacher quotes as well as documenting the  ongoing drama of my day. 
Here are just some classic musings I found from my junior and senior journals. Notice the common "people."



Spanish




"You've never seen me mad!"
-That's a teachers favorite thing to say. Like all the students are really going to think they're cool!

"My second level Spanish class thinks I go home at night and think up new tenses and verbs!"
-For 3 years she's said this. I kid you not.

"None of this You stay- me go. I just don't want it!"

"I think the weather's going to change. You people are very excited." 

"The next thing you know, you've confused the words and you have grandparents planted in the backyard."

"Come on people!"



Orchestra


-Man is he in a mood today. 
Not one word. Just sighs and moans. So pouty. Making us wonder if we've upset him.
Such a baby.

"Let's go people!"

"I hope you're inviting your people to the concert."

-He came in with this gigantic band aid on his neck. What's that about? 
"YES I CUT MYSELF SHAVING!" 
-hilarious




Biology
-I bet he loves touching that cow heart. Gees he keeps caressing the inside. Gross

"It's not gross, its a heart from a cow."

-It's Valentine's Day maybe that's why we have a cow's heart in class. I hope he washes his hands.
Nope
He's touching  the chalk!
He touched a book!
Finally washing his hands. 










First day of English Class

"I know some of you by reputation." 





Art 

"Ok let's give it a chance people."

-Mr E just told CB that he was bastardizing his class and if he thinks he doesn't care, you better BELIEVE he does!









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